Take out the Trash

Dear Fear,

As you may already know, we have been performing an internal audit and we made a few discoveries. We have discovered that your services have hurt our business and cost us revenue. In addition, your advice and counsel has led us to miss exciting opportunities to expand into new markets.  As of today your services will no longer be required. We will also be discontinuing the services of your subsidiaries Doubt, Negativity, Disbelief, Distractions and Procrastination.

Sincerely,

Management